Posts Tagged ‘comedy’
Have you ever wounded what it would be like to have 3D glasses well i was browsing threw steam and BAM! some random comments were down the bottom of something so i started to read them and this was there. This video will show you all about the Third Dimension!!!. God if you don’t find this funny your not a true Geek 
<blockquote>ITS LIKE I CAN? TOUCH YOU</blockquote>
Be afraid of the terrestrial Shrub. Imagine you fleeing from a monty python inspired demolitions madman. Or we might be talking neighborhood espionage. No matter your reason for needing to be mobile and inconspicuous this porta shrub is for you. Jason Shull’s inspired vehicle is nothing short of bizarre, or perhaps genius depending on your view.
Of course this isn’t particularly geeky until you have a look at what powers this little House Wife Scout Assault Vehicle. Read the rest of this entry »
Ever wondered why people say 90% of our crazy shit is imported from japan ? She eats the god damned chopsticks.
Don’t you just love it when a girlfriend posts a video of deleting her beloveds warcraft account. I know I do Read the rest of this entry »
Selling a computer can be a big deal. Sales pitches can come hard to people, especially when there is emotional attachment to the computer in question. Somehow however I don’t think the seller of this computer had any concerns about his conscience.
I think what amazes me the most about this is the fact so many address tags are taken.
Just for fun, everyone needs a ROFLCOPTER now and again.
Default settings aren't optimal
Recent black ops personal working undercover has uncovered Apple Employee’s aided by Linux Insurgents have infiltrated Microsoft’s core Windows Coding team. Anyone suffering from random crashes long restarts and resetting default attributes may need to find the hidden settings for windows crash.
Of particular note are the ‘crash computer after x’ fields. Set to ensure maximum data loss between office auto saves I would advise disabling this feature completely. Utilising the crash computer after x hours however may be an excellent security measure. Preventing thieves from stealing you computer simply because it’s useless and disheartening cyber criminals by crashing before they can steal any useful information.
Of course its not all bad. The fuzzy logic processing that works out when your computer is at it’s least likely to crash moment is a feat of genius. Using the omgbbqsauce engine the windows insta-crash will detect you facial movements via subtle electro magnetic changes in the air. Computers are amazing things. From these pulses they can detect when you are at your most a; in able to deal with a catastrophic crash and b; least aware of anything other than you current focus. Boom, the most effective crash moment is chosen, followed by a complex history check of your usage. Extrapolating data from your trends and habits your computer can then go on to ensure your most precious data and information will be corrupted and thus rendered useless if you skip the reboot file check.
Genius , absolute genius. Read the rest of this entry »
Potato’s aren’t that fast, compared to lets say anything that isn’t inanimate.
I’m a fan of funny tv ads, stupid tv add’s, crazy tv add’s and tv add’s that go nowhere take a left at Broome then crash into a light post just south of Derrin where they are absorbed into some kind of Stephen King horror story. I figure if you want me to buy something the least you can do is entertain me.
This isn’t very entertaining. I guess that makes it a good thing that Opera is free.
Steve Jobs is trying to pitch his i-Pad to the Star Wars Rebels. Lets face it, not an easy task. He’s talking the i-Pad that costs more than its competition, looks like a childs cheap toy (actually it’s quite well-built and looks classy) has a prissy apple for a logo and can’t even run flash. Actually that’s not correct, it can run flash it just doesnt want to… WTF? Oh noez, no flash. So while Luke Skywaker reminds us all it can browse the web, in fact it is the best browsing experience you’ve ever had. Way better than my laptop, way better than my smartphone.
Well not actually better than my smartphone at lets say, making phone calls or browsing the web with one hand while sipping my geek haven cafe grande early in the morning or playing flash games from newgrounds or albino black sheep. It’s also totally useless if say I wanted to crank out a quick game of Modern Warfare 2 while chilling in a Wi FI enabled restaurant waiting for a business partner.
Just for the record what is it with your mobile devices being so god damned big you need a man bag. Chewbacca doesn’t have a man bag, Han Solo doesn’t have a man Bag. Luke Sky Walker has a man bag but even he doesn’t admit to it openly.
This amused me, not as much as getting smashed with friends and streaming ourselves singing bohemian rhapsody from our share house kitchen . But we can’t have it all can we.
Bohemian Rhapsody spoof of Battlestar Galactica starring Gandalf the White and Xena Warrior Princess, kinda.
It all begins with Yie Ar Kung-Fu, and from there it only gets more awesome. I first played Kung Fu on my parents Amstrad CPC. So for all you older (not oldest) who want a sentimental trip down memory lane this little gem is a must. If nothing else the fate of poor mega-man cracked me up.
So Borderlands is coming. A gaming buddy of mine [Judas] introduced me to this game a few years back when it looked like development might have gone the way of the Nukem. Fortunately it hadn’t.
When people do ‘marketing’ things we expect them to throw a bazillion coloured ping pong balls off a building, or perhaps to dance around an Oprah stage. Maybe marketing can be thought of in the way of add’s as entertaining. Some add’s really give more than there fair share while others seems simply, strange (I’m looking at you microsoft.)
Wich is of course why we all get so excited when someone does something awesome. I mean sure millions of ping pong balls bouncing down a city street iscool. But they blocked the street of, it didn’t achieve anything (Perhaps if they’d done it during rush hour, or am I being sadistic ?) This is a work of marketing genius.
Personally Id have preferred a Land Raider.
Mega Man? Where’s Mega Man?
The Mega-Poo, Just Hit The Fan !!!
This is a truly classic game, and as such deserves a truly classic ‘inspired’ introduction
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