Requires Java to play

The player controls the position of the red motorcycle with the Y-axis of the directional pad, and controls acceleration with the A and B buttons. Using B causes improved acceleration, but causes the motorcycle’s temperature to increase as shown on a bar at the bottom of the screen. If the temperature exceeds safe limits (the bar becomes full), the player will be immobilized for several seconds while the bike cools down. If the bike goes over an arrow, it is automatically cooled down.

Whether the player chooses to race solo or against computer-assisted riders, he/she races against a certain time limit. The goal is to qualify for the Excitebike (the championship) race by coming in at third place or above in the challenge race (preliminary race). The times to beat are located on the stadium walls (for first place) and in the lower left corner (for third place). In any race, the best time is 8 seconds ahead of third place. When the player places first, then they get a message: “It’s a new record!” Additional points are earned by beating the previously-set record time.

The player controls the position of the red motorcycle with the Y-axis of the directional pad, and controls acceleration with the A and B buttons. Using B causes greater acceleration, but also increases the motorcycle’s temperature shown as a bar at the bottom of the screen. If the temperature exceeds safe limits (the bar becomes full), the player will be immobilized for several seconds while the bike cools down. Driving over an arrow will immediately reduce the bike’s temperature.

The pitch of the motorcycle can be modified with the X-axis of the directional pad, left raises the front, while right lowers the front. In the air, this rotates the bike, but can also be used to create wheelies on the ground. The up and down arrows on turn the hand bar left and right, respectively when the bike is on the ground.

At the start of the game, the player can choose one of five tracks he/she wants to race in.

if the game does not load don’t forget to instal java

Have you ever wounded what it would be like to have 3D glasses well i was browsing threw steam and BAM! some random comments were down the bottom of something so i started to read them and this was there. This video will show you all about the Third Dimension!!!. God if you don’t find this funny your not a true Geek
<blockquote>ITS LIKE I CAN? TOUCH YOU</blockquote>

Engrish refers to unusual English originating in Japan, and often by extension other East Asian countries. The term itself arises from the ethnic stereotype that Japanese people often confuse the English phonemes “r” and “l”, since the Japanese language has one alveolar consonant in place of both. The word is not used in Japan, as the actual Japanese word for the English language is eigo (wikt:??).
While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English. Engrish can be found in many places, including signs, menus, and advertisements. Terms such as Japlish or Janglish for Japan, Konglish for Korea, Singlish for Singapore, and Chinglish for China are sometimes used as well.

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Of course this isn’t particularly geeky until you have a look at what powers this little House Wife Scout Assault Vehicle.Solar powered, this light weight go-kart frame hides beneath a faux-par topiary. Not reaching great speeds it’s obvious Jason  Shull’s creation was not meant to win any races. Still considering its sustainable nature and likely whisper quiet engine we are looking at the average house wifes urban recon vehicle. Add a blow dart and a sling shot we’ve got ourselves the making of a video game. I somehow doubt we’ll be seeing this vehicle turn up in Modern Warfare or Medal of Honour.

The fibre glass dome offers a surprisingly comfortably sized cavity for would be ghost recon’s to survey the burbs. Featuring multiple internal feeds linked to (apparently) 3 LCD camera’s (or 300 mini cams) to produce a video feed system Bond would be jealous of. It is however missing the heated leather seats and espresso dispenser. It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t give a link back to the Terrestrial Shrub’s creator Jason Shull.

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Don’t you just love it when a girlfriend posts a video of deleting her beloveds warcraft account. I know I do

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BP’s can’t solve its spillage issues. Kevin thinks a ping pong ball might just do the trick.

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Golumn, will survive.

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I think what amazes me the most about this is the fact so many address tags are taken.

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Well not actually better than my smartphone at lets say, making phone calls or browsing the web with one hand while sipping my geek haven cafe grande early in the morning or playing flash games from newgrounds or albino black sheep. It’s also totally useless if say I wanted to crank out a quick game of Modern Warfare 2 while chilling in a Wi FI enabled restaurant waiting for a business partner.

Just for the record what is it with your mobile devices being so god damned big you need a man bag. Chewbacca doesn’t have a man bag, Han Solo doesn’t have a man Bag. Luke Sky Walker has a man bag but even he doesn’t admit to it openly.

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So look at it this way, the i-Pad can browse the net with a wonderful touch interface. Beyond that it’s a god damned geek wet dream toy. TOY. Admit it, it’s an expensive toy. If it was a tool, it would have a purpose, not force you to rationalise your purchase.

I’m thinking this kid had the right idea. Buy an i-Pad for a reason. Reason #1 To smash it in front of hundreds of lame desperate people who have camped out for day’s to buy this oversized plastic piece of geek toy and watch them cry. #2 to promote something randomly on youtube. At the date of publishing we are talking 2 Million hits. It seems I am not the only person who wants to see someone smash an i-Pad.

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Lets be honest for a moment, it is entirely possible I am hating this product not because of its various flaws (It has many) but rather because I cannot afford one. Apple perhaps you should rectify this, silence one dissenting voice in the crowd. Oh hold on ? It needs i-Tunes to sync ? ROLFMAO !

I wish I could find somewhere that sold classics like this but for now I have to deal with youtube and the local video store wich to my amazement actually has a copy.

Expect more clips to come. I will try to do them in complete series  as to make it uniforma nd worthwhile.

Cromartie High School

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Author: Eiji Nonaka

Publisher: Japan Kodansha

Director: Hiroaki Sakurai

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Cromartie High School by Eiji Nonaka, is a Japanese comedy manga, which was subsequently adapted into an anime and a 2005 live-action movie titled Cromartie High – The Movie directed by Y?dai Yamaguchi. It follows the everyday life of Takashi Kamiyama and his odd classmates at Cromartie High School, an infamous school for delinquents. Both the manga and anime have been released in North America by ADV Manga and ADV Films respectively. However, the manga is not yet completely published in North America, due to restructuring issues at ADV. The manga won the 2002 Kodansha Manga Award for sh?nen.[1]

The series is a parody of Japanese “yankii” (juvenile delinquent) manga of the 70s and 80s. The style of art resembles Ryoichi Ikegami’s works such as Crying Freeman or Sanctuary.[citation needed] There are also many pop culture (especially music) parodies in the characters, chapter names, episode names, CD covers, and DVD covers of this series.

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Cromartie High School
Cover of Cromartie High School DVD box set
?!! ??????? (Sakigake!! Kuromati K?k?)
Genre	Comedy, Parody
Manga
Author	Eiji Nonaka
Publisher	Kodansha
English publisher	ADV Manga
Demographic	Sh?nen
Magazine	Sh?nen Magazine
Original run	February 16, 2001 – May 24, 2006
Volumes	17
TV anime
Director	Hiroaki Sakurai
Studio	Production I.G
Licensor	ADV Films
Network	TV Tokyo
English network	The Anime Network G4, The Anime Network Rockworld TV
Original run	October 2, 2003 – March 25, 2004
Episodes	26 (List of episodes)
Soundtracks
Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou OP Single (2003) Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou ED Single (2004) Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou Original Soundtrack (2004) Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou Original Soundtrack 2 (2004) Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou Original Drama CD (2004) Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou Movie Soundtrack (2005)
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Cromartie High School (?!!????? ??, Sakigake!! Kuromati K?k?^?, fully titled “Charge!! Cromartie High School”) by Eiji Nonaka, is a Japanese comedy manga, which was subsequently adapted into an anime and a 2005 live-action movie titled Cromartie High – The Movie directed by Y?dai Yamaguchi. It follows the everyday life of Takashi Kamiyama and his odd classmates at Cromartie High School, an infamous school for delinquents. Both the manga and anime have been released in North America by ADV Manga and ADV Films respectively. However, the manga is not yet completely published in North America, due to restructuring issues at ADV. The manga won the 2002 Kodansha Manga Award for sh?nen.^[1]

The series is a parody of Japanese “yankii” (juvenile delinquent) manga of the 70s and 80s. The style of art resembles Ryoichi Ikegami‘s works such as Crying Freeman or Sanctuary.^{[citation needed]} There are also many pop culture (especially music) parodies in the characters, chapter names, episode names, CD covers, and DVD covers of this series.

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