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The player controls the position of the red motorcycle with the Y-axis of the directional pad, and controls acceleration with the A and B buttons. Using B causes improved acceleration, but causes the motorcycle’s temperature to increase as shown on a bar at the bottom of the screen. If the temperature exceeds safe limits (the bar becomes full), the player will be immobilized for several seconds while the bike cools down. If the bike goes over an arrow, it is automatically cooled down.
Whether the player chooses to race solo or against computer-assisted riders, he/she races against a certain time limit. The goal is to qualify for the Excitebike (the championship) race by coming in at third place or above in the challenge race (preliminary race). The times to beat are located on the stadium walls (for first place) and in the lower left corner (for third place). In any race, the best time is 8 seconds ahead of third place. When the player places first, then they get a message: “It’s a new record!” Additional points are earned by beating the previously-set record time.
The player controls the position of the red motorcycle with the Y-axis of the directional pad, and controls acceleration with the A and B buttons. Using B causes greater acceleration, but also increases the motorcycle’s temperature shown as a bar at the bottom of the screen. If the temperature exceeds safe limits (the bar becomes full), the player will be immobilized for several seconds while the bike cools down. Driving over an arrow will immediately reduce the bike’s temperature.
The pitch of the motorcycle can be modified with the X-axis of the directional pad, left raises the front, while right lowers the front. In the air, this rotates the bike, but can also be used to create wheelies on the ground. The up and down arrows on turn the hand bar left and right, respectively when the bike is on the ground.
At the start of the game, the player can choose one of five tracks he/she wants to race in.
Have you ever wounded what it would be like to have 3D glasses well i was browsing threw steam and BAM! some random comments were down the bottom of something so i started to read them and this was there. This video will show you all about the Third Dimension!!!. God if you don’t find this funny your not a true Geek 
<blockquote>ITS LIKE I CAN? TOUCH YOU</blockquote>
So I love a good Engrish article as much as the next geek. Wich is why I’m laying out some great Engrish images I came across recently. Of course you’ll have to view the entire post to see them.
Engrish refers to unusual English originating in Japan, and often by extension other East Asian countries. The term itself arises from the ethnic stereotype that Japanese people often confuse the English phonemes “r” and “l”, since the Japanese language has one alveolar consonant in place of both. The word is not used in Japan, as the actual Japanese word for the English language is eigo (wikt:??).
While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English. Engrish can be found in many places, including signs, menus, and advertisements. Terms such as Japlish or Janglish for Japan, Konglish for Korea, Singlish for Singapore, and Chinglish for China are sometimes used as well.
Be afraid of the terrestrial Shrub. Imagine you fleeing from a monty python inspired demolitions madman. Or we might be talking neighborhood espionage. No matter your reason for needing to be mobile and inconspicuous this porta shrub is for you. Jason Shull’s inspired vehicle is nothing short of bizarre, or perhaps genius depending on your view.
Of course this isn’t particularly geeky until you have a look at what powers this little House Wife Scout Assault Vehicle. Read the rest of this entry »
Ever wondered why people say 90% of our crazy shit is imported from japan ? She eats the god damned chopsticks.
Don’t you just love it when a girlfriend posts a video of deleting her beloveds warcraft account. I know I do Read the rest of this entry »
Selling a computer can be a big deal. Sales pitches can come hard to people, especially when there is emotional attachment to the computer in question. Somehow however I don’t think the seller of this computer had any concerns about his conscience.
I think what amazes me the most about this is the fact so many address tags are taken.
Potato’s aren’t that fast, compared to lets say anything that isn’t inanimate.
I’m a fan of funny tv ads, stupid tv add’s, crazy tv add’s and tv add’s that go nowhere take a left at Broome then crash into a light post just south of Derrin where they are absorbed into some kind of Stephen King horror story. I figure if you want me to buy something the least you can do is entertain me.
This isn’t very entertaining. I guess that makes it a good thing that Opera is free.
Steve Jobs is trying to pitch his i-Pad to the Star Wars Rebels. Lets face it, not an easy task. He’s talking the i-Pad that costs more than its competition, looks like a childs cheap toy (actually it’s quite well-built and looks classy) has a prissy apple for a logo and can’t even run flash. Actually that’s not correct, it can run flash it just doesnt want to… WTF? Oh noez, no flash. So while Luke Skywaker reminds us all it can browse the web, in fact it is the best browsing experience you’ve ever had. Way better than my laptop, way better than my smartphone.
Well not actually better than my smartphone at lets say, making phone calls or browsing the web with one hand while sipping my geek haven cafe grande early in the morning or playing flash games from newgrounds or albino black sheep. It’s also totally useless if say I wanted to crank out a quick game of Modern Warfare 2 while chilling in a Wi FI enabled restaurant waiting for a business partner.
Just for the record what is it with your mobile devices being so god damned big you need a man bag. Chewbacca doesn’t have a man bag, Han Solo doesn’t have a man Bag. Luke Sky Walker has a man bag but even he doesn’t admit to it openly.
I finally got Chromartie high all done. It can be found in the menu under movies videos, chromartie high.
I wish I could find somewhere that sold classics like this but for now I have to deal with youtube and the local video store wich to my amazement actually has a copy.
Expect more clips to come. I will try to do them in complete series as to make it uniforma nd worthwhile.
Cromartie High School
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Author: Eiji Nonaka
Publisher: Japan Kodansha
Director: Hiroaki Sakurai
“links in menu on right”
Cromartie High School by Eiji Nonaka, is a Japanese comedy manga, which was subsequently adapted into an anime and a 2005 live-action movie titled Cromartie High – The Movie directed by Y?dai Yamaguchi. It follows the everyday life of Takashi Kamiyama and his odd classmates at Cromartie High School, an infamous school for delinquents. Both the manga and anime have been released in North America by ADV Manga and ADV Films respectively. However, the manga is not yet completely published in North America, due to restructuring issues at ADV. The manga won the 2002 Kodansha Manga Award for sh?nen.[1]
The series is a parody of Japanese “yankii” (juvenile delinquent) manga of the 70s and 80s. The style of art resembles Ryoichi Ikegami’s works such as Crying Freeman or Sanctuary.[citation needed] There are also many pop culture (especially music) parodies in the characters, chapter names, episode names, CD covers, and DVD covers of this series. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s some kind of re-mix. It’s got some kind of political message going through there but I was to busy trying to bash the hypnotic beeping out of my skull. That was untill the splosions and wet t-shirts…
This man, will look into your soul… I think what frightened me is the fact that somewhere in the dim recesses of my mind I remember a state of intoxication that may have created such a moment. Fortunately ‘I guess’, my flat mates did not own a web cam, and they were to afraid of my laundry to brave my bedroom and steal mine.
Prepare for the soul searching, the epic shower of untold knowledge…
… or maybe a seriously stoned guy who in a moment of clarity see’s the webcam his mate’s have stashed in his bathroom. unfortunately the clarity passes, well not unfortunate for us. I would like to point out that this is NOT why cigarettes are dangerous for you. This is why drugs are bad mmmmmkay !
A quick note. It seems people are refering to this guy as New Jesus after Ray William Johnson promoted him on his own vlog. For your viewing pleasure
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