Requires Java to play

The player controls the position of the red motorcycle with the Y-axis of the directional pad, and controls acceleration with the A and B buttons. Using B causes improved acceleration, but causes the motorcycle’s temperature to increase as shown on a bar at the bottom of the screen. If the temperature exceeds safe limits (the bar becomes full), the player will be immobilized for several seconds while the bike cools down. If the bike goes over an arrow, it is automatically cooled down.

Whether the player chooses to race solo or against computer-assisted riders, he/she races against a certain time limit. The goal is to qualify for the Excitebike (the championship) race by coming in at third place or above in the challenge race (preliminary race). The times to beat are located on the stadium walls (for first place) and in the lower left corner (for third place). In any race, the best time is 8 seconds ahead of third place. When the player places first, then they get a message: “It’s a new record!” Additional points are earned by beating the previously-set record time.

The player controls the position of the red motorcycle with the Y-axis of the directional pad, and controls acceleration with the A and B buttons. Using B causes greater acceleration, but also increases the motorcycle’s temperature shown as a bar at the bottom of the screen. If the temperature exceeds safe limits (the bar becomes full), the player will be immobilized for several seconds while the bike cools down. Driving over an arrow will immediately reduce the bike’s temperature.

The pitch of the motorcycle can be modified with the X-axis of the directional pad, left raises the front, while right lowers the front. In the air, this rotates the bike, but can also be used to create wheelies on the ground. The up and down arrows on turn the hand bar left and right, respectively when the bike is on the ground.

At the start of the game, the player can choose one of five tracks he/she wants to race in.

if the game does not load don’t forget to instal java

Have you ever wounded what it would be like to have 3D glasses well i was browsing threw steam and BAM! some random comments were down the bottom of something so i started to read them and this was there. This video will show you all about the Third Dimension!!!. God if you don’t find this funny your not a true Geek
<blockquote>ITS LIKE I CAN? TOUCH YOU</blockquote>

Engrish refers to unusual English originating in Japan, and often by extension other East Asian countries. The term itself arises from the ethnic stereotype that Japanese people often confuse the English phonemes “r” and “l”, since the Japanese language has one alveolar consonant in place of both. The word is not used in Japan, as the actual Japanese word for the English language is eigo (wikt:??).
While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English. Engrish can be found in many places, including signs, menus, and advertisements. Terms such as Japlish or Janglish for Japan, Konglish for Korea, Singlish for Singapore, and Chinglish for China are sometimes used as well.

Its been a long time – GLaDOS

Portal was one of the best puzzle games in 2009. Possibly the perfect mix of game for the acerage geek. Puzzle action and humour, add a dash of geek referance and geek nostalgia and there you have it. It looks like the developers are taking the sequel to a whole new level.

Just have a look you will be amazed on how valve have put this teaser together.

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Of course this isn’t particularly geeky until you have a look at what powers this little House Wife Scout Assault Vehicle.Solar powered, this light weight go-kart frame hides beneath a faux-par topiary. Not reaching great speeds it’s obvious Jason  Shull’s creation was not meant to win any races. Still considering its sustainable nature and likely whisper quiet engine we are looking at the average house wifes urban recon vehicle. Add a blow dart and a sling shot we’ve got ourselves the making of a video game. I somehow doubt we’ll be seeing this vehicle turn up in Modern Warfare or Medal of Honour.

The fibre glass dome offers a surprisingly comfortably sized cavity for would be ghost recon’s to survey the burbs. Featuring multiple internal feeds linked to (apparently) 3 LCD camera’s (or 300 mini cams) to produce a video feed system Bond would be jealous of. It is however missing the heated leather seats and espresso dispenser. It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t give a link back to the Terrestrial Shrub’s creator Jason Shull.

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Don’t you just love it when a girlfriend posts a video of deleting her beloveds warcraft account. I know I do

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BP’s can’t solve its spillage issues. Kevin thinks a ping pong ball might just do the trick.

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Golumn, will survive.

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I think what amazes me the most about this is the fact so many address tags are taken.

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Default settings aren't optimal

Recent black ops personal working undercover has uncovered Apple Employee’s aided by Linux Insurgents have infiltrated Microsoft’s core Windows Coding team. Anyone suffering from random crashes long restarts and resetting default attributes may need to find the hidden settings for windows crash.

Of particular note are the ‘crash computer after x’ fields. Set to ensure maximum data loss between office auto saves I would advise disabling this feature completely. Utilising the crash computer after x hours however may be an excellent security measure. Preventing thieves from stealing you computer simply because it’s useless and disheartening cyber criminals by crashing before they can steal any useful information.

Of course its not all bad. The fuzzy logic processing that works out when your computer is at it’s least likely to crash moment is a feat of genius. Using the omgbbqsauce engine the windows insta-crash will detect you facial movements via subtle electro magnetic changes in the air. Computers are amazing things. From these pulses they can detect when you are at your most a; in able to deal with a catastrophic crash and b; least aware of anything other than you current focus. Boom, the most effective crash moment is chosen, followed by a complex history check of your usage. Extrapolating data from your trends and habits your computer can then go on to ensure your most precious data and information will be corrupted and thus rendered useless if you skip the reboot file check.

Genius , absolute genius.

How did they subvert the windows software you might ask. Didn’t you hear, Sam Fisher has gone Rogue.

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You If you pause frame, zoom in and reconstitute the move you can see their arm badges sporting an apple, and a penguin.

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